1. D day I asked my Sister to unplug my iPhone from d church in front of my house and she brought it back with a cracked screen my day was spoilt the whole day, I wished I left it uncharged , worst Was when power was restored the for a longer period unlike usual πŸ˜­πŸ˜–πŸ˜– I blamed myself for impatience πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

  2. I swear, this was me few years back.
    Being the last born came with a lot of privileges πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I really did this β€œmy eyes part” and I’m always ready to jump to my defense πŸ₯°πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  3. 1. BAD LUCK:-Is when Buhari call you on the day of your promotion

    2. STINGY:- Is when

    someone asks you

    for salt and you said…

    your mom counted it πŸ˜‚

    3. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards πŸ˜‚

    4. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phoneπŸ™„

    5. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone:

    "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappearedπŸ˜‚πŸƒ

    6. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to startπŸ™„πŸ˜‚

    7. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" πŸ™„πŸ˜³

    8. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATMπŸ˜‚

    9. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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